Play it old school

Behold the blue and pink esquimaux Climbing ice and clubbing seals Travelling up, emitting squeals From yetis and birds, they come to blows Combatting around crevasses   Lo! See the polar bear in glasses! Warning you don’t be so laggard, Licking his mouth, he’s looking haggard! Best make haste and move your asses Lest you’ll end up down below.   Up, up,